I'm nervous already. It never occurred to me that Booker would speak in church before we did.
What if he picks his nose and eats it while he's talking about Jesus?
What if he sticks his hand down his pants and then his fellow sunbeams follow suit?
What if he incites a riot in the primary room?
Really I shouldn't be asking what happens if, but what happens when. We'll be sure to let you know.
(Also, as someone who has never had a kid in primary before I'm not sure what a primary talk is. I figure 15 minutes of McConkie quotes might be a bit much... ideas?)