Wednesday, August 20, 2008

I know I said Blog Strike, but I couldn't resist...

EVICTION NOTICE
Date: August 20, 2008
To: Baby Proffitt
To the above tenant in possession of below described premises:

I am issuing 7 day notice for EVICTION. You will have 7 days in which you can either gather your belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, you will be physically removed from the property.

You are being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!

Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.

After 7 days from this day that you don't comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion.

Thank you for your cooperation
Love, Mommy

6 comments:

Callie and Bryce Christiansen said...

Love it.

Emily said...

That was HEELARIOUS!! I'm right there with you. Call me if you feel like a (long) stroll around the mall to get the process moving! I'm also waiting for you to call me so I can take Booker for you.

sherry said...

Well, at least you haven't lost your sense of humor!;) Why can't this fetus be more reasonable, I don't understand. Are you going to induce after a week? Or are you considering a c section?

Little Red said...

My Dr. will induce with "small" amounts of pitocin next week if I've dilated a bit more, TWO weeks from now if I haven't. Absolutely no cervix ripening gels though. I think I'd rather try induction before going straight for the c-section. Hopefully it will take.

Smithfamily said...

Very well said...

KrumperKids said...

I can barely type since I'm laughing so hard! Good luck with the eviction. I've always said that what puts a baby in, gets a baby out. I'm 4/4 with that.