I can't wait to greet Clark as he leaves the convention center with all his law school buddies. While they're getting ridiculously drunk tonight, Clark gets to spend six hours in the car with his two-year-old child and hyper-pee-active, pregnant wife. Congratulations, honey!!!
At least he'll have a slice of carrot cake from Paradise Cafe to snack on during the drive and while his fellow graduates are nursing hangovers tomorrow, Clark will be sitting on Imperial Beach reading books for FUN.