Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Apparatus for Simulating a "High Five"

It's Silly Patent T-Shirt Time!

If you recall, every year Clark gifts a patently absurd t-shirt to his coworkers for the holidays. This works out well. I'm much better at making t-shirts than I am at making cookies and it gives Clark an excuse to spend valuable work hours browsing Google Patents for crazy inventions.

As usual, it was really difficult picking the winner. The runner-ups included a urinal forehead rest, vibrating body jewelry, an anti-eating face mask and one of my favorites, the "Target in a Urinal to Attract the Attention of Urinating Human Males."

But the winner for the Hayes Soloway 2010 Christmas T-shirt is...

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I think I need one of these in every room of the house. Next time I change a particularly stinky diaper or start, finish and fold 5 loads of laundry in ONE day, I'll just give myself a little high five.

4 comments:

Amanda said...

I showed this to my husband, and he suggested we could mount it upside-down and it could spank our children for us. "Lillian! Did you try to flush an entire roll of toilet paper down the toilet?! Go over and give yourself a spanking."

Little Red said...

Amanda, that is AWESOME! Never even occurred to me...

Emily said...

I can't stop laughing! That is just hilarious. I can't get over how many crazies out there waste SO much money on really bizarre inventions. I wonder if they are just trying to be funny. Any other explanation just blows my mind.

Pretty please send one to Rob!! He will feel totally left out if you don't. We'll pay for it!

Little Red said...

Of course we're sending one to Rob!