I'm all out of excuses. We're not on vacation. I don't have house guests. It's just me, Booker and our rarely used Elmo potty. The kid needs to be potty trained and I need advice, tips, a detailed step-by-step guide, anything you've got. I'm totally clueless when it comes to potty training. I don't even know where to start so point me in the right direction. I'm sick of spending a small fortune in diapers each month. Plus, when your kid's old enough to thank you for wiping his penis, it's time to make him do it himself.